Sometimes I walk past a graveyard and I think “I could dress up like a ghost and haunt the shit out of that cemetery for like, weeks before anybody noticed and stopped me”
And then I realized that I was headed down a road that leads to scooby doo villainy
Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble. Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces. A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt. “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.” That’s when Bieber snapped. According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.
Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed the altercation and stepped in. Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor. “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.” Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT
GIVE HIM A MEDAL
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
if you need a reason to watch the lego movie, here’s your reason
they got morgan freeman to read from a phone book
this has over 1000 notes
warner brothers should pay me for all that free advertisement
Must see this movie
the fucking party prank im literally crtying with laughter
I’m in tears lol this is hilarious
Anyone need a last minute room for Katsucon? I have hella space and it’d be cool to bring the price down a little. Just send me an ask or something if interested.
so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class
oh my fucking god
Proof Exercise Machines Are Evil
i havent gotten a valentines card since 2nd grade
…Someone with a dark spirit attached to them.